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Hi. I'm Tayler. I'm 19, talking like a Brit makes me happy, I love Metal, and I'm a journalist. Hopefully one day I'll become a great music journalist and have the opportunity to interview the bands I love with all my being. Until then, here's my blog.
Curiosity is not a sin, Harry.
But you should exercise caution.

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Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!
christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.


Reblogging for excellent commentary.

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

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THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

graphrofberk:

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hallowkorg:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIF IVE BEEN STARING AT IT FOR LIK E 10 MINUETS AND IT KEEPS SHOWING UP ON MY DASH. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW THE FUCK. THIS IUS FUCKED UP. THIS IS FUCKING ME UP

hallowkorg:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIF IVE BEEN STARING AT IT FOR LIK E 10 MINUETS AND IT KEEPS SHOWING UP ON MY DASH. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW THE FUCK. THIS IUS FUCKED UP. THIS IS FUCKING ME UP

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

xxziggystardust:

zebablah:

paulichu:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

offside-goal:

icedoutdiamonds:

This is amazing!

I will never get over the fact that Rajah was replaced with Simba it’s so cute

I love them all

These are all adorable, but I think Megara made me squeal. Then so did just about everything after her.

i’m not even mad

Woah woah woah woah !!! Idk which ones I like better all these princesses are beautiful !!!!

Stop making shitty rap songs so popular

horrorfilledhate:

Listen to real music with real talent.

electriclady-land:

probablylexi:

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

OH MY GODDDDDD

AH

electriclady-land:

probablylexi:

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

OH MY GODDDDDD

AH

that-one-animator:

Making a reference, or quoting Disney, and then waiting for people to get it like,

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zip-a-dee-not-so-scary-lady:

tayvengeance
You sister has been listening to Anastasia?

A+ soundtrack

zip-a-dee-not-so-scary-lady:

tayvengeance
You sister has been listening to Anastasia?

A+ soundtrack

jaspersforever:

soulpxnk:

science side of tumblr why am i emo

your black skinny genes

loveatitsfinest:

FUCK

loveatitsfinest:

FUCK

papermoon2:

Tsumamare series keyholder/strap designs.  Yes, these are an official product and yes, you can buy them already.

Try not to think too hard about the Titan Eren one.

landofskins:

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