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Hi. I'm Tayler. I'm 19, talking like a Brit makes me happy, I love Metal, and I'm a journalist. Hopefully one day I'll become a great music journalist and have the opportunity to interview the bands I love with all my being. Until then, here's my blog.
Curiosity is not a sin, Harry.
But you should exercise caution.

My favourite Muggles

my lame face.

Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!
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dritim:

please watch this it’s 12 seconds long

what does puta mean?


peachesnchapinx:

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)

bonesymcbones:

The Acacia Strain - Cauterizer (x)

bonesymcbones:

The Acacia Strain - Cauterizer (x)

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

throughitallphotography:

Sworn In

throughitallphotography:

Sworn In

yourbrobrooke:

sockmonkeyrenegade:

nyxocity:

sungodphoebus:

i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST

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NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS

nottwilightbella:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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"The guy who leaked the Jennifer Lawrence nudes is a hero!"

mysharona1987:

Um, list of heroes:

1) Firefighters

2) Maimed war veterans

3) Captain America

4) Dogs that save little girls from wells.

You know who is NOT on the list? Illegal hackers and leakers of non-consensual nudity.

foreveralone-lyguy:

I like how everyone just forgets that a movie about spy guinea pigs existed

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officialharleyquinn:

superman/batman is my otp

"Oh you mean superbat?"

No I mean manman

sugar-galaxies:

blockedhead:

paramore-5ever:

blockedhead:

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.

the bar was in japan.

must be why everyone is speaking in english

this is a dubbed text post

the manga was better

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM