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| Well, as we were eating, I began to tell her what I plan to do with my life. This is how it went. | |
| Me: | So, I plan on building an island around Dubai, and naming it Hot Guy Island. Then I plan on giving Robert Downy Jr, Jeremy Renner, Johnny Depp, Chris Evans, and many other hot guys (hence the name) fancy houses on this island. |
| Mother: | I see. |
| Me: | DON'T INTERRUPT. Anyway, all the hot guys I build houses for will come and live here. I will make money by making the island like a safari. People can pay to get driven around and watch Chris Hemsworth workout on the beach, or Jeremy Renner stand there and be sexy, or Tom Hiddleson just be Tom Hiddleson!! It's perfect! "Over to your right is the man candy Robert Downy Jr. being real life science bros with the very hot Mark Ruffalo." I AM A GENIUS. |
| Mother: | Why don't you just name it Avenger Island. |
| Me: | ....well. I'm most likely going to have other hot guys on the island also. Like Josh Hutcherson. And I already said Johnny Depp. |
| Mother: | I always thought that if you were going to have an island it would be like Jurassic Park. You always wanted a Dinosaur island. |
| Me: | In due time mother, in due time. |
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I love Peter Pan and everything about it but this movie made me depressed.
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